The RPG You Can't Stop Playing
Need something to fill the hole that World of Warcraft left? Play the RPG you can't stop playing: UTAH. It's a fantasy epic where weapons and ignorance are welcome as long as they are accompanied by a church membership.
Earn gold by executing quests (called "jobs"). Use your gold to buy castles, pets, weapons, and even attract a mate. Sacrifice part of your gold and in return, you'll receive "mana" to cast spells on enemies, such as "smugness blizzard" and "righteous inferno".
Ensure continuation of the kingdom by spawning as many times as your wife/wives will allow. Creating spawn is one of the most important, if not the most important goal in the game. You'll need protect your spawn and castle from foreign invaders by any means necessary, because you never know who's out to get you. You can even encode your spawn with rules of conformity and capitalism and they will act as loyal servants throughout the game (this game teaches programming too).
PvP is not tolerated, but thankfully godless heathens are not considered players.
There will be many obstacles in your way. The black arts of science , reason, and philosophy will attempt to derail your quest many times. But prove yourself worthy and you will inherit your own planet in the end.
Do you have what it takes to survive UTAH?
(Sadly, my character in this game has not leveled up for years. I think I'm playing it wrong.)