Dawn of War III

It’s raining bodies by the thousands in this trailer for Dawn of War III. The whole thing doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but then again this is Warhammer 40k, which is pretty batshit insane anyway.  And I mean that in a good way, like Dune universe insane.  This is a teaser cinematic, so nothing solid about the game play, but I love the style and tone and it's got some truly beautiful images.  I'm hoping Dawn Of War III will be a solid RTS. I enjoyed DOW II immensely, so this is on my short list.

Crackdown 3 Exists in the Cloud

I rag on Microsoft quite a bit.  But this demo for Crackdown 3 is pretty incredible.  Basically having the physics you've always wanted in an action game.  It also completely eliminates any sense of a game existing only on your machine.  Because no one machine could ever render all this in real time.  I'm pretty sure that last part is a very intentional twist on Microsoft's part.

Shiny Happy People

Haters gotta hate. And today, I will fully admit... I am a hater. My misanthropic self is bursting at the seams. As I'm sure you are aware, people love announcing on Facebook how attractive and successful they are.  I am not suggesting that is a crime; self esteem and happiness are both great things and I hope to know these concepts one day. It's just that I'm insufferable asshole.  I simply can't see one more self congratulatory post, mention of you hobnobbing with celebrities, or photo of your adorable offspring... without pulling out my hair and screaming.  These are obviously the days when I need to avoid my newsfeed altogether.

 

Death By Video Compression

I remember when the audio CD first came out in the 80's there was this perception that "digital" was inherently a lossless format. That it was a perfect reproduction that would never degrade. That's what the marketing sold us on anyway. The problem is that it actually takes a huge amount of ones and zeros to store audio and even more so for pictures and video.  And we could barely fit a little more than an hour of lossless audio in 1982.  Which isn't much: about 650 megabytes.  Digital video was just a dream.  Laserdiscs had analog video and were gigantic. Then came one of those inventions that everybody uses but few people think about. Lossy data compression. It basically said it was ok for part of the picture or sound to be thrown away because they were the less important bits (to human eyes and ears). It made possible JPGs, MP3s, Napster, the iPod, DVD Video, YouTube and many other cool things.

But it's not without its drawbacks. Like what happens when you make a copy of a copy of a copy? What happens when you compress a video over and over again?  Turns out lossy video can degrade into nothing, just like those crappy VHS tapes. Lossy video is also the bane of video editors everywhere.

First Look: Space Engine

Just discovered a program called Space Engine written by Russian astronomer and programmer Vladimir Romanyuk.  It's pretty amazing.  It's basically a universe simulator.  Like the entire visible universe (what isn't based on observed data is procedurally generated). SpaceEngine allows you to fly literally anywhere in the universe at any speed and it shows it to you in real time.  This is the most impressive part for me, because unlike 3D animation programs, there's no rendering, it's like a game engine.  There's downsides to this, like sometimes you can see some gradient banding and texture popping, and the framerate fluctuates, but for the most part, it is visually stunning and rivals some of the best visual effects shots from movies in the 90's.

I've strung together a few of my preliminary flights in a video.  I'll probably be making more of these.

Music from Hans Zimmer's excellent Interstellar score.

Loop

"We need to have a talk..."He wasn't going anywhere, in this relationship, or in life. He was a stuck in an endless loop and she wanted out.

"We need t0 have a talk..." She had a plan. He didn't. It was nothing personal.

"Wi ne3d t0 have a talk..." She left him the same as she found him: Angry, bitter, withdrawn and with a chip on his shoulder the size of a boulder.

"Wi ne3d t0 have a ta1k..." His feet pounded on the treadmill. He wanted the noise to drown out his thoughts. How long had he been running?  An hour, two?

"Wi ne3d 2 h@ve a ta1k.,.' Not long enough. He ran through the pain. If he ran all night, Could shed his old self like so much sweat?

"#i n$ed 2 h@v% A ta1q.,;" Would there be any person remaining after this purge? He hoped not.  He had to break the loop. And he was the loop.

#+,!3$b 2,&87% 4 t@1q.!;"

BREAK His feet were numb.

BREAK His chest was on fire.

BREAK Almost.  There.

BREakkkkk "…........................"

He laughed as he stumbled. And then everything was slow motion. The treadmill stopped. White flash as he fell. And then he stopped as well.

DATA NOT FOUND.

 

2014 © Eric Jolley

The Sideways Thinker

Chapter 2

As Stanley pushed open the door leading outside of the Mad Piper, his favorite pub, he had the feeling of trying to swallow a piece of steak without chewing it.  It hurt, in his throat, in his chest, and in his gut.  He never got used to that sickening feeling of rejection, no matter how many times it happened.

He smacked his palm against his forehead repeatedly.  "Stupid, stupid, stupid," Stanley said as he took the penance from his hand.

“Poor little earthman... Your self pity is quite delicious.” said a voice in Stanley’s head.

"Shut up…" Stanley said.

He trudged aimlessly through the parking lot, the fresh snow crunching underneath his shoes.  His light jacket was now admittedly quite insufficient.

Much like the rest of Stanley's life recently, the search for his car should not have been the epic struggle that it turned out to be.   However, he was drunk, and really had no idea where the car was, not even in the vaguest sense.  His short term memory which contained that info had been ambushed on its way to long term memory.  Also, his warm protective buzz, that delusion that things were OK, was about to be shattered into million pieces.  In fact, it was happening right now.

Stanley stopped indecisively.  The lot was surprisingly full for 11pm on a cold Thursday night in January, however it appeared no one was out here, except Stanley.  It was as if time stood still.

The cars were all hidden underneath white blankets of snow.  And the snow's soft cushion had brought its weird silence.  In times like this, when the chatter of the world died down, Stanley’s ears began to ring.  It was an opera of imaginary high frequency noise, brought on my some type of hearing loss, or so his doctor said.

He pushed the ringing to the back of his mind, suddenly remembering the task at hand… keys. He dove his hand into his jacket pocket with ease, and just moments later, a keyring flew out like an explosion of metallic birds at surprising speed.  And then they were gone.   There was no clink when it hit the ground, no sign of their impact in the snow.

"Fucking great!" Stanley said, exasperated, looking around frantically.  He saw nothing.

The frigid air bit at his lips and nose.  He leaned up against a car and slid down to sit.  He watched his frozen breath for a while as the occasional car passed.  The drivers side door of the Subaru he was leaning on felt quite comfortable.  "I just want to sleep," he muttered.

Of course you want to sleep.  You humans sleep through your entire lives.

About 20 feet away from Stanley, a dark silhouette emerged from the shadows, like a black frog from a pond of oil, seemingly unaffected by the parking lot lights.  Some things were visible: the distinct blueish hue to her skin, and her... horns.  This was not first time Stanley had seen the demoness, although every time he did, he wished it was the last.

"You're nothing special, earthman," she said.  "Just because I took you into my confidence does not mean I will not let you ruin this piece of flesh.  It belongs to me.  I can erase you and still have the shell."  The demoness made her way elegantly, silently toward Stanley.

"I know," Stanley said as he shoved his hand into his jean pocket.  His hand emerged from the pocket gripping an azure gem.  He cupped it in his left hand and positioned its sharp point directly into his palm.  He clenched his fingers down hard.  A trickle of blood began to emerge between his fingers as the gem pierced his skin.  He grimaced but continued to squeeze the gem furiously, as if to push it all the way through his hand.  Its body glowed through Stanley's hand and emitted a strange pulsing whistle.

The demoness was suddenly still, and a small grin appeared on her face. She continued, "But, you are not completely without surprises.” Her voice revealed a small thread of affection.  "A vampiric quantum stone. Bravo, earthm-"  There was a loud crack and a blinding flash.  The shadowy figure of the demoness dissipated like so much smoke.

Stanley winced as he slowly opened his palm.    He carefully placed the gem back in his pocket and shook his pierced hand, flaying drops of blood on the snow. 

He knew the gem would only stall her for so long.  After all, she is a trans-dimensional alien capable of controlling humans like puppets,  thought Stanley.  He looked down at his hand still dripping blood.  Perhaps she was right.  Perhaps this is the end game.

He squinted out at the snow.  And then, like a fin popping out of the ocean, a single brass key stuck out of the white just a few feet in front of him.  He stood up and snatched the keyring from the snow.

Stanley clicked the remote.  A horn honked 4 cars down from where he was standing.  He exhaled deeply.  He clicked the remote again, opened the trunk door on his Honda hatchback, and grabbed a battered first aid kit.

He bandaged his hand as he sat in the car with the heater on.  The parking lot was still dead, stuck in time.  As his body warmed, a sense of relief flowed through Stanley.  Then the relief reached his eyelids, and he knew he would be asleep within seconds.  And when sleep came, it would be the end game, thought Stanley.  And he was ok with that.  But he was wrong.

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2014 © Eric Jolley